Aug. 6th, 2009
Dear
rubyflanigan
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
You are rather unfortunate,
xfirefly9x
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I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
You are rather unfortunate,
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Fic: Better Together (Edward/Bella)
Aug. 6th, 2009 02:22 amTitle: Better Together
Fandom: Twilight
Characters: Edward/Bella
Prompt: #002 Silent
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Summary: Silent is the air between them.
Notes: Written for
10_fics. December 19.
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Fandom: Twilight
Characters: Edward/Bella
Prompt: #002 Silent
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Summary: Silent is the air between them.
Notes: Written for
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