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xfirefly9xSo, you know how when boredom strikes, weird things happen? Well, Luke S came over.. and I ended up showing him how the Write or Die desktop program works. The following sentence-by-sentence "stories" of sorts resulted. Expect typos, random and things making little to no sense. :D
Stumped and YouTubed
One day, an elephant sat on a pin. The monkey thought it was funny. It took a video recording to show to the alligator. the alligator put the video on youtube, the elephant was mad! The elephant's name was Lucy. Lucy was having her trunk tied into bows by the girafe, when the monkey, told her about the video onyputube, she tried to blow a mighty note of rage, but her trunk, being knotted, exploded! It was a saaaad, saaaad day. The alligator delighted in the mess he had caused, he was secretly in love with the monkey, and was only trying to impress her "this will do the trick" he chorttled to himself.
But it didn't. The monkey was head over heels in love with a tree stump in the middle of the jungle, which all the animals visited to give birth to baby animals. when the alligator herd this news, he was very sad, and as he cudnt leave the water for that long, he cudnt get to the stump to "remove" it. so he sought the help of the leamer king, to go and destroy the stump. This didn't help either as the lemer king was fond of pranks and instead of helping out the alligator, he thought it would be funnier to mess with him and take his own video recording of the alligator to put up on youtube. so he wated and watched, waiting for the alligator to do somthing embarising. after many hours his toil was rewarded, and the alligator started to put on womens clothing and touch himslf!
What the hell was the alligator thinking? The alligator couldn't hope to fit...
(That's as far as we got.)
Curse of the Rabbits
Rabbits weren't fond of the tigers eating their food. tigers wernt very intersted in the rabbits food anyway, it was just a ploy to ge the rabits close enough to eat them. Food and eating habits aside, it was a bad sign for the rabbits when a tiger showed up. tigers are not afraid to get close to rabbits, even tho the fur often gives them the clap. They don't like getting the clap. it makes them itch somthing aweful!
OH my god, die! Erm. Back to the sstory....
The tigers actualy have a plan for the future of their territorial area and removing the rabbits so as not to rub against them and get the clap. It involves crying babies. Scaring the rabbit's young to make their parents go insane. Little did they know that insane rabbits are the most fearful creatures in the universe! with their massiv teeth, and deadly sexual desies, they made for quite a fight!
They come in numbers, gather in gathering places and they plot and plan and scheme until they have thought up the most intricate and evil of plans. They are unstoppable when they put these plans into action. One such plan was to breed letice with carrots to make a super treat that all rabbits will enjoy, and the dung from eating this super treat will be the end of all life on earth!
Except for them, of course. Once their plan is in progress, they will be the only ones left standing, free to take all they want from the world, from food supplies to gardens alike. it dosnt matter to the rabbits what ur plans are, they'er out to get u! next time u see a rabbit, make sure to eat a sheep! Sheep contain a sort of protein in their DNA make up that is a cure to the curse of the rabbits. It makes the rabbits spontaneously combust, burn from the inside out. It's not a beautiful scene to be witness to but it's better than having the rabbits attack. to expel this protien from ur body and thus foil the rabbits plan, u must sweat after eating the sheep, so exercise is recomended!
BEWARE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Stumped and YouTubed
One day, an elephant sat on a pin. The monkey thought it was funny. It took a video recording to show to the alligator. the alligator put the video on youtube, the elephant was mad! The elephant's name was Lucy. Lucy was having her trunk tied into bows by the girafe, when the monkey, told her about the video onyputube, she tried to blow a mighty note of rage, but her trunk, being knotted, exploded! It was a saaaad, saaaad day. The alligator delighted in the mess he had caused, he was secretly in love with the monkey, and was only trying to impress her "this will do the trick" he chorttled to himself.
But it didn't. The monkey was head over heels in love with a tree stump in the middle of the jungle, which all the animals visited to give birth to baby animals. when the alligator herd this news, he was very sad, and as he cudnt leave the water for that long, he cudnt get to the stump to "remove" it. so he sought the help of the leamer king, to go and destroy the stump. This didn't help either as the lemer king was fond of pranks and instead of helping out the alligator, he thought it would be funnier to mess with him and take his own video recording of the alligator to put up on youtube. so he wated and watched, waiting for the alligator to do somthing embarising. after many hours his toil was rewarded, and the alligator started to put on womens clothing and touch himslf!
What the hell was the alligator thinking? The alligator couldn't hope to fit...
(That's as far as we got.)
Curse of the Rabbits
Rabbits weren't fond of the tigers eating their food. tigers wernt very intersted in the rabbits food anyway, it was just a ploy to ge the rabits close enough to eat them. Food and eating habits aside, it was a bad sign for the rabbits when a tiger showed up. tigers are not afraid to get close to rabbits, even tho the fur often gives them the clap. They don't like getting the clap. it makes them itch somthing aweful!
OH my god, die! Erm. Back to the sstory....
The tigers actualy have a plan for the future of their territorial area and removing the rabbits so as not to rub against them and get the clap. It involves crying babies. Scaring the rabbit's young to make their parents go insane. Little did they know that insane rabbits are the most fearful creatures in the universe! with their massiv teeth, and deadly sexual desies, they made for quite a fight!
They come in numbers, gather in gathering places and they plot and plan and scheme until they have thought up the most intricate and evil of plans. They are unstoppable when they put these plans into action. One such plan was to breed letice with carrots to make a super treat that all rabbits will enjoy, and the dung from eating this super treat will be the end of all life on earth!
Except for them, of course. Once their plan is in progress, they will be the only ones left standing, free to take all they want from the world, from food supplies to gardens alike. it dosnt matter to the rabbits what ur plans are, they'er out to get u! next time u see a rabbit, make sure to eat a sheep! Sheep contain a sort of protein in their DNA make up that is a cure to the curse of the rabbits. It makes the rabbits spontaneously combust, burn from the inside out. It's not a beautiful scene to be witness to but it's better than having the rabbits attack. to expel this protien from ur body and thus foil the rabbits plan, u must sweat after eating the sheep, so exercise is recomended!
BEWARE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Date: 2010-04-04 07:19 pm (UTC)next time u see a rabbit, make sure to eat a sheep!
LMFAO!! OMG....can't breathe....
i think it's safe to say that you will be asked at least once what the hell you were smoking when you did these.
They don't like getting the clap. -- priceless. but i mean really, does anyone like getting the clap? LOL!
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Date: 2010-04-05 05:16 am (UTC)Indeed. Sleepless times does these things. The first one was really wacked out, especially the ending...
The second one seemed perfectly fine! ;)
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Date: 2010-04-05 06:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-05 07:24 pm (UTC)Indeed. I think that's likely..
:P Yeaaaaah.
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Date: 2010-04-05 07:25 pm (UTC)Erm.
Yes. Sleep is good for the going without when you want the crazy. :D
Thank you, hehe.
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Date: 2010-04-05 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-06 04:19 am (UTC)