Fic: Most Pleasurable (Sam/Jack, Daniel/Vala, Teal’c)

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Title: Most Pleasurable
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters: Sam/Jack, Daniel/Vala, Teal’c
Prompt: #010 Bath & Vala, Daniel &/or Teal’c teach Sam and Jack something / slime
Word Count: 280
Rating: T+
Summary: Vala, Daniel and Teal’c teach Sam and Jack something.
Notes: Written for 25fluffyfics and pepper_field. 6/8/08.
Beta: obsessed_psyco.

“What the hell are they doing?” Jack hisses at Sam, while nodding off to the right where Daniel and Vala huddle closely together…covered in slime. He screws up his nose in disgust but doesn’t dare to tear his eyes from the scene playing out before him.

Sam sidles up to him and joins in watching them. Vala’s hands, she can see clearly, have crept around Daniel’s waist and are toying with his pants. Her lips are almost touching Daniel’s left ear. They move silently, slowly, as she tells the archaeologist something; something that makes him grin and blush furiously.

Sam raises an eyebrow. “It looks like they’re…well, I don’t know...‘playing’ in the mud.” Her face flushes the same colour as Daniel’s as their activities intensify slightly. She averts her gaze to focus instead on Jack, who is still studying Daniel and Vala intently.

“Perhaps we should let them have some privacy,” she suggests.

Finally, as if her words have flipped a switch, Jack turns from them. He sees the look on her face and then double takes on Daniel and Vala. “Oh! That’s what they’re doing!”

Sam nods. “That it is.”

“But why? Why in that slimy goop?” He looks at her, bewildered.

Behind them, Teal’c sniggers. “I believe that it is most pleasurable,” he informs them vaguely. He leaves before they can question him on his knowledge of it.

Jack and Sam exchange a look, mouths hanging open.

Sam is first to recover. “Maybe there’s something to it,” she ponders aloud. She picks out another puddle of goop with her eyes.

Jack shakes his head in mild exasperation and sighs. “And I thought the lab at Area 51 would be the strangest place!”