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Hodgins: You should at least pretend to interview me.
Pickering: Dr. Hodgins, your file is complete.
Hodgins: How is that possible? No one from the state department has interviewed me in two years.
Pickering: No one from the state department has ever interviewed you.
Hodgins: Right, yeah let's play it your way.
Pickering: Six months ago your cousin was appointed to a very high posting in the Government.
Hodgins: My cousin with a bad rug?
Pickering: And it doesn't affect his security clearance.
Hodgins: It should. It demonstrates a complete denial of reality. Appointed to what very high posting?
Pickering: That's classified.
Hodgins: What part of the government or is that classified as well?
Pickering: As a potential embarrassment, you were thoroughly checked out.
Hodgins: What kind of embarrassment?
Pickering: You're a conspiracy buff, Dr. Hodgins. You're paranoid.
Hodgins: Okay, okay so you're telling me that my toe chewing moron cousin was appointed to a secret post in a secret part of the government you can't tell me about so you compiled a secret dossier on me but I'm the one who's paranoid.
Pickering: We don't use the word dossier.
Hodgins: What was the finding? I still work here so
Pickering: Harmless.
Hodgins: Harmless? I'm harmless?
Pickering: Yes, you do not pose a viable threat.
Hodgins: Well that's just insulting.
Pickering: If you want me to interview you, I will but I will only discover what we already know. You are benign.
Hodgins: I am not benign lady. I'm not harmless. I'm malignant. I'm a loaded cannon.
Pickering: Thank you Dr. Hodgins. (she walks away.)
Hodgins: I know things that would curdle your blood including a formula that literally curdles blood!
Lab person 1: Excuse me.
Hodgins: She's wrong. I'm dangerous.