Fic: Half The Story (Scully/Mulder)
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xfirefly9xTitle: Half The Story
Fandom: The X Files
Characters: Scully/Mulder
Prompt: #021 Lick
Word Count: 377
Rating: T+
Summary: “You really shouldn’t be doing that,” Scully says, watching her partner from behind parted fingers.
Notes: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
100_situations. Crack!fic.
“You really shouldn’t be doing that,” Scully says, watching her partner from behind parted fingers. Her expression resembles a cringe, albeit a reluctantly amused one.
Mulder waggles his eyebrows at her in response. “Ahh, Scully. You worry too much. No one will ever know.” He grins mischievously as he darts his tongue out once more, so very close to touching. So very, very close.
“Mulder!” Scully flinches. “You’ll lick it if you’re not careful! You’ll contaminate it.” She snatches the zip lock bag from him and seals the evidence inside, away from the adventurous tongue of Mulder.
Shrugging, Mulder smiles. “I was just playing around, Scully. You know that right?” He pauses and a strange look crosses his features. “Anyhow, I’m sure I can find something much nicer than that to lick.”
Scully raises an eyebrow. “Like what?”
As if he’d pre-empted their conversation, he opens the drawer to his desk and retrieves a lollipop, which he immediately sets about ripping the plastic off. Placing it in his mouth, he offers a cocky grin. “This.”
“Is there any more from where that came from?” Scully.
Mulder pulls out another and hands it to her. “I thought you might like it.” He watches her unwrap the lolly and put it in her mouth, sucking on it and moaning softly.
“I really do,” Scully tells him after a moment.
They share a grin.
+++
In the apartment across the street, listening in on Mulder and Scully’s conversation by way of electronic bugs they’d planted earlier, two men exchange shocked looks. On the table in front of them lays a scripted version of what the two agents had been talking about.
SCULLY: You really shouldn’t be doing that.
MULDER: Ahh, Scully. You worry too much. No one will ever know.
SCULLY: Mulder! You’ll lick it if you’re not careful! You’ll [scrambled] it.
MULDER: I was just playing around, Scully. You know that right? Anyhow, I’m sure I can find something much nicer than that to lick.
SCULLY: Like what?
MULDER: This.
SCULLY: Is there any more from where that came from?
MULDER: I thought you might like it.
SCULLY: (moan) I really do.
One of the men sighs loudly. “God, I wish we had video to go along with this!”
Fandom: The X Files
Characters: Scully/Mulder
Prompt: #021 Lick
Word Count: 377
Rating: T+
Summary: “You really shouldn’t be doing that,” Scully says, watching her partner from behind parted fingers.
Notes: Written for
100_situations. Crack!fic.“You really shouldn’t be doing that,” Scully says, watching her partner from behind parted fingers. Her expression resembles a cringe, albeit a reluctantly amused one.
Mulder waggles his eyebrows at her in response. “Ahh, Scully. You worry too much. No one will ever know.” He grins mischievously as he darts his tongue out once more, so very close to touching. So very, very close.
“Mulder!” Scully flinches. “You’ll lick it if you’re not careful! You’ll contaminate it.” She snatches the zip lock bag from him and seals the evidence inside, away from the adventurous tongue of Mulder.
Shrugging, Mulder smiles. “I was just playing around, Scully. You know that right?” He pauses and a strange look crosses his features. “Anyhow, I’m sure I can find something much nicer than that to lick.”
Scully raises an eyebrow. “Like what?”
As if he’d pre-empted their conversation, he opens the drawer to his desk and retrieves a lollipop, which he immediately sets about ripping the plastic off. Placing it in his mouth, he offers a cocky grin. “This.”
“Is there any more from where that came from?” Scully.
Mulder pulls out another and hands it to her. “I thought you might like it.” He watches her unwrap the lolly and put it in her mouth, sucking on it and moaning softly.
“I really do,” Scully tells him after a moment.
They share a grin.
+++
In the apartment across the street, listening in on Mulder and Scully’s conversation by way of electronic bugs they’d planted earlier, two men exchange shocked looks. On the table in front of them lays a scripted version of what the two agents had been talking about.
SCULLY: You really shouldn’t be doing that.
MULDER: Ahh, Scully. You worry too much. No one will ever know.
SCULLY: Mulder! You’ll lick it if you’re not careful! You’ll [scrambled] it.
MULDER: I was just playing around, Scully. You know that right? Anyhow, I’m sure I can find something much nicer than that to lick.
SCULLY: Like what?
MULDER: This.
SCULLY: Is there any more from where that came from?
MULDER: I thought you might like it.
SCULLY: (moan) I really do.
One of the men sighs loudly. “God, I wish we had video to go along with this!”
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Date: 2009-04-15 01:59 pm (UTC)Made me giggle
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Date: 2009-04-15 02:05 pm (UTC)Thanks, I'm glad!
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Date: 2009-04-16 01:52 am (UTC)Well done!! ^^
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Date: 2009-04-16 08:18 am (UTC)Also, I lack the proper words for how great this is. Epic doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Date: 2009-04-16 01:09 pm (UTC)Thank you! *smoosh*
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Date: 2009-04-16 10:03 pm (UTC)Brilliant!
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